The evening started well or so I thought, there was a bit of a queue and a rather spectacular looking man working the door list. Naturally this made me feel good, girl on her own, no problem getting in, will just flash a smile at the hottie with the clipboard.
Apparently not, well not in front of an audience anyway. most of the queue were turned away due to the place being full. WHAT? it's 7.30pm!! what kind of place is this??
Since I had arranged to meet my girlfriends there and they were already upstairs getting lubricated I wasn't planning on moving. After all, read previous statement - girl on own etc....
I refused to move and just stood there pretending to be sending a text message. Then, to my horror two chicks walk straight up to the door say that they have dinner reservations and are immediately let in.
I flash my said 'hot now maybe not' friend a look of "excuse me??"... Thankfully what I get back tells me he's going to let me in I just have to wait until the idiot blokes hanging around have left.
When they finally do I get escorted upstairs by my now hot again friend. Turns out he's an actor when he's not working this door, he can act out on my door any night he likes!
Finally I meet up with my friends and sit down to have a drink. In doing so I notice there are a few hotties in the room. Hmm - note to self this place is good!! One of these hotties proceeds to trip over one of my friends feet, she doesn't mind since he is HOT HOT HOT. It was then that I realise that this little piece of molten is indeed my library boy! Oh good lord there is a god. I can now do what I should have done in the library and flirt outrageously with him! Yay!
A little too excited and perhaps a tad oiled, I bounce up to library boy with my opening line ....
"Hi, I met you in the library! You sat next to me! Remember? You were looking for a hot spot and then you were measuring something with you hands blah blah blah..."
After what seemed like an immeasurable amount of time, which I spent slowly being horrified at the "I met you in the library" line??? His expression changes to recognition and I'm out of the woods - maybe. I mean, I still said the geekiest line known to man. "I met you in the library"..!
Anyway he sits down and we get chatting, I ask him what he was doing in the library, he tells me he is a writer and has a book deal (melt) and that he is writing a travel book, that he also rides motorbikes for a living for Yamaha (double melt, in fact I think I just slipped off my chair). So whilst I am totally falling in lust with this man my devil side then pipes up. "Oh really?? I like Ducati's myself" What the fuck!?!?! WHY did I say that?! Why??
And yes, he goes off to get a drink. So thinking I have blown it again I get back into the champers and the girly chat.
Then, he passes us to go down and have a cigarette and he makes eyes at me as he goes. F*ck it. I'm going to smoke despite having given up. Can't miss this opportunity.
Off I go and see hot door man who I then ask if he has seen any hot boys go by. He tells me he doesn't know what a hot boy looks like. "Pah!" I say "of course you do! You look in the mirror everyday I presume!!?"
I find my man, light up and proceed to be about as silly as you can get but thankfully my smart silly comes out and I am as funny as I can be. He laughs at my jokes, my banter with a man dressed as Michael Jackson and he even laughs at my 'runningmanogram' - I thing I recently made up. It goes something like this : Sing happy birthday to a friend and break out the runningman whilst singing - don't forget to change sides at some point to add interest.
Yes I did this in front of library boy. Thankfully it had a positive effect since he was laughing (possibly at me but laughing all the same).
We all troop back upstairs and more drinking is had followed by some dancing (yes close to hot man but it was a small space!) Hot door man comes up and he is friends with library boy. Double trouble! He tells me they are both there every friday night. Good tip if I was a stalker! They stand next to each other and alcohol gets the better of me. I ask if I can have a hot boy sandwich and start rubbing myself up against them. Hmm real classy Lushie!!! He seems to like this! I wonder why! Talk gets a bit hot and steamy as we discuss the possibility of sex in the library! Well why not!? It was part of my opening line after all!
After a few filthy moments of chat he and his mates go to leave, he asks me if I would like to join him at Rambutan down the road. Unfortunately I have to say no since I had a flight early in the morning to the Gold coast for the running festival I am taking part in (put that in to make me look fit - which I am!) He asks me for my number which is a good sign. So I tell him and as he goes to put my name followed by 'sticky bar', "no! put library girl"! Yeah good one geek!!
Needless to say, he hasn't called. That was 2 weeks ago!! Ooooh dear. Maybe I should return to sticky bar....
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