on the other hand 22 is far too young

I met a guy or should I say boy at a well known establishment in the eastern suburbs of Sydney a couple of weeks ago.

There I was with my awesomely sexy girlfriend and my tip toparama self minding my own business chugging on the vino, when BOOM! this manchild rocks up to me.

Good lord this manboy was big. I mean an enormous human. I was concerned that perhaps he wasn't actually a human and maybe there had been some sort of break out from the gorilla enclosure at Taronga Zoo.

This particular brand of ape was quite popular with the ladies it would seem but he was only interested in talking to this foxy vixen.

Yeap I looked EXACTLY like this on the night. No wonder he wanted a piece of me! Look at me, I'm smoking!

Now, from my experience the size and general demeanour of this person told me that he was likely a footballer. At this point I'm not sure whether that be Union or League but he was big and I was guessing he'd be a prop or forward. If you are at all versed in either of those games you'll know what kind of human bean I am talking about.

He tried his very best to tell me he was a vet! hahahah like really HILARIOUS! As if. First of all manchild, I hate to point out the bleeding obvious but you look about 21 and the last time I looked vet school took a few years to finish, like SEVEN! Plus you have big fat sausage fingers that I doubt would have the dexterity required to perform veterinary tasks.

Like that time when Dr Chris Brown did surgery on a mouse, he was amazing, his dexterity is somewhat to be admired. Yeah that was awesome when he did that.....Ahhh....Dr Chris Brown..if only....

That's not a mouse, it's a baby wallaby, but you get my drift!

After a bit of coercing he finally admitted he does played football righto I say just my luck. I seem to be a footyboy magnet, not that I'm complaining but they're hardly poster boys for their respectful treatment of chicks or well anything really are they? Unlike this dude who is pure heaven.....

Ok so he seemed keen but I really had to point out the age gap, it was hanging there in the air like a giant plastic penis. I politely asked him his age pointing out that he really needed to let me know as I didn't want to appear obscene (read as 'cradle snatcher') I don't mind being a bit of a cougar, I mean I even wear jewellery to advertise the fact but this was getting ridiculous! What is it with young boys and their obsession with older chicks?!?
He truly couldn't believe my age and kept asking my girlfriend if it was true! Turns out he was 22 and yes, this is a little young even for me.
Don't get me wrong I don't look like the epitomy of a cougar. I don't look like this for instance:

But at 22 manchild was too young for me. I agreed to have a drink with him and off we went to the bar. I turned around to ask him something and POOF! He'd gone. Oh dear, how embarassment for me. Guess the age gap was an issue after all.

Or so I thought! I did end up giving him my number in this small daliance and he recently sent me a text saying "now look who's disappeared!' Well I never, let's see what he has to say then. After a bit of banter I demand he come and take me out for a coffee whilst I'm at work. I manage to totally embarass him going on and on about his size and saying stupid things like 'go on then, show us yer wingspan'! WTF?!?! Where did that even come from?! It's a great chat up line, try it sometime. FARK!!!!!

It was actually quite a fun little distraction from the nitty gritty of the ad world and he is terribly cute in a monkeyish kind of way. I wonder if he will call upon me for a coffee again?? I hope so. It's a massive ego boost that's for sure!!!!